The Bob That Broke My Recovery Scroll

While I was recovering from my POEM, I binged a lot of TV. One show that stands out? The Better Sister. Not because of the plot—but because of Jessica Biel’s bob.

But let’s be real: it’s not just a bob. It’s the  “c**t bob”. This spring’s power cut. The edgy, blunt, slightly unbothered bob that started making waves with Leslie Bibb in White Lotus. She even brought it to the Today Show, where legendary stylist Chris McMillan gave Jenna Bush Hager her own version of it. It’s a real moment.

I won’t even list all the celebs rocking one right now. If you know, you know. But what is it about this bob that makes it so good? It’s the attitude. You don’t just wear the c**t bob—you own it.

I’ve had bobs in both my high and low seasons, and I can say with full confidence: your hair is only as powerful as the energy you bring to it. If I’m in my underworld era? That bob’s just sitting there. But if I’m feeling myself? Look. Out. World.

So before you call your stylist and demand the c**t bob, ask yourself these four essential questions:

1. Is it a wig?

   
   

   Celebs love a little illusion, and nine times out of ten, that sharp new cut might just be faux.

2. Do I love the cut… or do I want to look like the person wearing the cut?

   
   

   A question I learned the hard way circa 2000, when I brought in a photo of Charlize Theron and left with a pixie that looked nothing like what was in my imagination. Spoiler: I did not look like Charlize.

3. Am I in a major life transition right now?

   
   

   If yes, put the scissors down. I’m begging you. Give it a few months. Clarity first, bob later.

4. Do I always grow it out the second I go short?

   
   

   If you’ve had bob regret in the past, your answer is already clear.

(PS: These questions also apply to bangs and spontaneous blonde to brunette moments.)

So yes, while I’m deeply tempted,  I know it’s not my season. I’ll admire from afar and recover in peace—knowing the bob will be there when I’m ready to own it again.